今朝有酒今朝醉
here to learn. expect nothing

everythingfox:

The best vibrating bed money can buy

mjalti:

inkskinned:

i think the moon would like you

why? did she say something to you? tell me word for word

relishboi:

hminteresting:

relishboi:

relishboi:

as the quality of everything in the world decreases, the quality of pictures of cats increases tenfold, and the rise has been exceptional for the past two years

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this picture literally is divine influence

The pharaohs daughter finding Moses at the riverbank

this reply completely knocked the wind out of me

midnight-spectrum-again:

llamabeansforllamas:

bundibird:

alittlebitofhufflepuff:

pervocracy:

Me in history class: Wow, humanity has been through some fascinating times!  I wonder if I’ll ever live through major historical events!

Me now: NO NO NO NO NO I WANT TO GET OFF THIS RIDE

it was supposed to be space travel. it was supposed to be space travel. it was supposed to be space travel. it was supposed to be space travel. it was supposed to be space tr

I imagine this post sees a significant surge in attention every time something New And Horrible happens, but I’d wager a bet that Covid-19 has caused the biggest surge yet.

This existed BEFORE the Coronavirus?

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Yes

sparklinghallyu:

xiao zhan looked so offended when yibo chose jiang cheng over wei wuxian. then got offended again when yibo couldn’t choose between wei wuxian and lil apple eye – skdkdkfkskdjfkgf i’m done yall

credit to: yilingscutie on twt

*runs up that hill*

plum-soup:

*Deals With God*

yimra:

menacevessel-deactivated2020083:

You say “I’m baby” but you’re not. You are not baby. You are not capable of being baby. You possess neither the limitless potential of baby nor the driving curiosity of baby. You have some similarities. You cannot function on your own. You depend on others for your most basic needs. But where baby eventually outgrows these flaws, you are already hardened by your failures. You will not grow. You are not baby.

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gothdumpling:

He got embarrassed

psychiclianna:

dashbeardconfessional:

nillyandthefunkybunch:

dashbeardconfessional:

SPACE JAM was released 19 years ago TODAY

unleash the jam with me. COME ON AND SLAM

YES THE MASTER POST! THANK YOU

YOU ARE WELCOME

SPACE JAM

love-that-discovered-the-sin:

trans-apostate-anders:

youve heard of “press f to pay respects” now get ready for

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Never seen a button prompt in a video game that asked so politely. I think I WILL press O to spend time with the boys, thank you very much

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